Perhaps this is the end.
All scales turn red, the colors of despair and surrender.
If you are here, I think it is because you have ignored all the advice, from your uncle and perhaps even from your inner voice inviting you to invest in moderation. Maybe, like me, you didn’t do your research, all those candles on the chart ended up in your mind. And your brain, color-blind under the influence of emotion, did not distinguish green from red: you just invested. Many. More than you can lose.
If I tell you about it easily, it’s because I know how it goes.
So, between the deviations of crypto – or if you don’t like English, let’s say crypto-crazy if you prefer – between the degenerates of cryptography, we have to support each other. That is why I am writing to you. I hope you also realize that you are misleading. It’s a very therapeutic treat to get acquainted with. It’s even the first step in healing (or so it seems).
As you can see, I also lost in cryptocurrencies. Much. And guess what? I am still alive. More alive than ever. So I know where you are now and trust my experience, you won’t die. I know how not to die. How to make sure you stay standing when the dust settles.
It is a step by step process.
Because in times like these, there is no room for interpretations. Either, you will listen and live. Either you don’t, and you won’t survive. You might think this is a bit exaggerated, but you are wrong.
You see, experts and very important sites tell you to be afraid, because all scales are gray, black, red … or even hell.
So let’s get to it, how do we literally survive a cryptic apocalypse. In 5 easy to follow steps.
So first and foremost, we must continue to ensure vital functions. When times are as awful as they are now (the price of all cryptocurrencies is still rock bottom and promises to drop further), it requires doomsday action. If you think I’m kidding, start now, get out of here like these idiots did in the 2017 boom and bust 2018. It wasn’t pretty, I tell you, in 2017 and 2018: 200 billion cryptocurrencies were thrown into the fire, like this.
And so, I tell you, you have to eat. Food is the key. Because death is useless. Those who died in 2017 could not have imagined that Bitcoin would continue to climb to a sacred $69,000 in November 2021. You have to eat. And I know it’s not easy when you have nothing left, with that surrender (the word surrender, you see, comes from Hood, which means head; Giving up tends to spoil your mind, I’m talking to you through experience.)
And you have to maintain your hydration. It is critical.
The organizational bathtub holds approximately 300 liters. Come on, fill me up. And diving into it, it feels good. I will also recommend bottled water, but now is not the time, with all this work, to search for the sacred bottle of Norwegian luxury.
Take what you can get and as long as the electricity is still plugged in you can still boil rainwater if necessary.
Once you have enough water and canned goods, you need to prepare yourself.
If you don’t have access to guns or you live in a city where you’re treated like a kid, it’s best to find guns as soon as possible. Baseball bat, golf bat, iron tyres. Any thing.
There is no Metaverse or Metaverse that can help keep you warm and protected. No, this is wrong. It is as real as it gets. If you live in a dorm, roommate, or any other place where there is a remote chance of HODLERS, Apes, Degens, or anyone else associated with a crypto subculture, get out now!
You’ll never know until it’s too late.
I’ve seen it before. The quiet kid in the hall, who stays alone and plays video games? Well, what you don’t know is that this kid hasn’t slept in days, he’s been staring at red screens of death nonstop for hours, his shirt covered in macaroni and cheese in the microwave the days before, Mountain running dew in his veins and watching his life crumble. It’s ready to explode at any moment and you don’t want to be there when that happens. Believe me.
If you are in a city, getting out is usually a good idea, unless of course you can secure and protect the entire perimeter, including from top to bottom.
Leave the city now before you overrun it! And do not go to the sea, the whales remember the whales that have accumulated and began to ask themselves questions! I repeat, do not go to the sea.
Positivity has succeeded in Justin Bieber, Oprah Winfrey, and others. I was told that Will Smith got into it recently. It will work for you, too. You just have to believe that you will be better off and stop being melancholy. What happened has happened, what has been lost.
I learned from my good friend Jocko Willlink (Navy Seal) a thing or two that push-ups are a depressed person’s best friend. Try doing 100 push-ups. Blood circulates, sweat flows, you feel alive.
Breathe slowly. take deep breath. Give yourself time, philosophize. Practice mindfulness meditation and all that. Don’t be afraid to confront yourself. Your cryptocurrency has collapsed, not you. So shave that shaggy beard. Think of your neighbor who might take you to a hobo who wants to sit on the building.
Don’t be afraid to open up to people you trust. And above all, don’t make that funeral face. I still survived the COVID pandemic. There were a thousand small deaths from which you could have died. But you are still standing.
Of course, this is all satire. It is inspired by all those who say that the current slowdown in the cryptocurrency markets is preparing us for the true end of the crypto world.
Source: Quoted from hackernoon.com
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Luke Jose Adjinaco
Far from dampening my enthusiasm, an unsuccessful investment in a cryptocurrency in 2017 only added to my enthusiasm. So I resolved to study and understand the blockchain and its many uses and pass on my pen information related to this ecosystem.